Shirts On A Plane 

A collection of stylish wearables that almost guarantee that you'll be searched or refused passage on any flight!

Offend passers-by! Attract the wrath of indignant citizens! Get escorted to that little interview room at the checkpoint! Miss your flight in the name of free expression, you civil-liberties rabble-rouser, you!

Available in trendy black (because if you're the type of person who would wear a shirt like this, most of your wardrobe is black anyway) and in lightweight cotton (because who needs heavyweight when you're just going to trade it in for a bright orange jumpsuit in Guantanamo Bay?)

 

Terrorist - Braille... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.59

I'm With Osama... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 16.09

Put Me in Guantanamo... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 14.59

International Terrorist... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Domestic Terrorist... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Terrorist... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.59

Body Cavity Search... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 14.09

Terror Suspect... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.59

Destroy the Infidels... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Osama is my Homeboy... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Osama is my Sugar Daddy... 

Women's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Terrorist Lady... 

Women's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Hot for Terrorists... 

Women's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Mommy's Little Terrorist - Kids 

Kids' T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Terrorism is My Middle Name... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

I'm the Air Marshall... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 14.59

Air Rage is My Middle Name... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 15.09

Proud Member of the No-Fly List... 

Men's T-Shirt
$ 14.59
                                                                       
Remember: all items are for novelty use only. We're not actually supporters of terrorism, don't have Osama on speed-dial and think terrorist violence is a Bad Thing. However, even the darkest of subjects deserve a little ridicule sometimes and even if you don't buy a shirt, we hope you might get a chuckle out of them. We don't recommend that you attempt to wear one of these shirts through a TSA checkpoint. Or anywhere, actually. Unless you're a ninja or cage fighter or can run really super-fast or something. Attempting to pass through a checkpoint wearing one of these shirts may result in all sorts of unpleasantries. Those TSA guys lack a sense of humor for good reason. Don't say we didn't warn you.